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i’ve accepted my role as the friend that’s always single

everyone’s out and I’m here writing up a study guide and poured myself a glass of wine didn’t know I hit menopause

You never get over it. But you get to where it doesn’t bother you so much. Jeffrey Eugenides, The Virgin Suicides (via yungdodo)

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here is a pic of shaq holding bill gates


here is a pic of shaq holding bill gates

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yall in 2009: i will never send nudes!

yall today: pussy or butthole

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there are some really shitty people out there and they deserve whats coming to them


heads up

if i ever stop talking to you as much

  • its not you
  • there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
  • i still want to be close

if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot

  • pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
  • be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
  • ps its more than likely because i want to be close

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Animosity towards you

martin garrix was kindddd of overrated